Messages
List rebuilt 03:12 · 55,400 people, 18,598 we may write to
Every message the shop has written, with what it was last used for and what that run produced. The one already open is the one a person has to deal with: the gate is holding it, and the page opens there rather than on whatever goes out next.
Waiting on you
Written, not approved.
- Kenya AA early accessSMSTop spenders · 284 peoplein 6 hourswaiting 18 h 14 m
- Your grinder has been quietE-mailheld by the gateBought the kit, not the coffee · 2,561 people · The message says ₺390; the record has Ethiopia Yirgacheffe 250 g at ₺420in 2 dayswaiting 1 d 23 h
- Autumn roast · the quiet onesSMSheld by the gateGone quiet, over six months · 1,960 people · 5,880 messages (3 × 1,960 people) against 2,000 a day — split it across 3 days, or shorten it to one part and send 2,000 of them todayin 4 dayswaiting 16 h 49 m
- Still grinding? · second runE-mailGone quiet, over six months · 6,574 peoplein 5 dayswaiting 1 h 54 m
- Kenya AA is backE-mailRegulars · 1,605 peoplein 8 dayswaiting 1 h 19 m
Written already
Every message the shop has, including the four that send themselves.
- Still grinding? · second runE-mailWaiting on you“Still grinding?”last went 3 days ago · 25 orders
- Your grinder has been quietE-mailWaiting on younever sent · used by one send
- Kenya AA early accessSMSWaiting on younever sent · used by one send
- Kenya AA is backE-mailDraft“Kenya AA is back on Tuesday”never sent · used by one send
- Autumn roast · the quiet onesSMSWaiting on younever sent · used by one send
- September subscription noteE-mailScheduled“Your September bag ships Thursday”never sent · used by one send
- Birthday bagE-mailScheduled“A bag on us, whenever you want it”never sent · used by one send
- Brewing guideE-mail“How to get the most out of your first bag”last went 5 days ago · 27 orders
- Was it too much, or the wrong coffee?E-mail“Was it too much coffee, or the wrong coffee?”last went 12 days ago · 2 orders
- BREW10 reminderSMSlast went 17 days ago · 21 orders
- BREW10E-mail“BREW10, for the fortnight everybody goes back to work”last went 20 days ago · 36 orders
- What comes off the roasterE-mail“What comes off the roaster on a Tuesday”last went 24 days ago · 39 orders
- Guatemala is backE-mail“Guatemala Antigua, back and better than March”last went 28 days ago · 93 orders
- Basket left behindE-mail“You left the grinder in the basket”runs inside Basket left behind
- After an orderE-mail“On its way”runs inside After an order
- Subscription ships in two daysE-mail“Your bag ships on Thursday”runs inside Subscription ships in two days
- A bag's worth agoE-mail“About a bag's worth ago”runs inside A bag's worth ago
In the editor
The preview is the editor. Type in it: the checks below and, on an SMS, the part count and what the send costs are recomputed on every keystroke — the same function the server ran.
Autumn roast · the quiet ones
To Gone quiet, over six months · no order in 181 days
Fri 18 Sep, 10:30
HARBORLANE
to +90 5** *** ** 56
UCS-2 · 165 of 201 units
3 parts × 1,960 = ₺2,117
“₺” is outside the GSM alphabet, so a part holds 70 characters instead of 160.
Who gets it
- In the segment29,682
- −Marketplace order, no number−20,825
- −No mobile number−3,384
- −Never gave permission−2,923
- −Took permission back−302
- −Number no longer works−53
- May be written to2,195
- −In the hold-out group−235
- Will receive it1,960
6,307 of the people who fell out could be recovered by the shop — by asking for permission again, by collecting a detail it never asked for, or by not sending something else to them first. The rest could not.
Before it can go
Stops itThere is no approve button while one of these is failing
- Fits through the provider in a day· 5,880 messages (3 × 1,960 people) against 2,000 a day — split it across 3 days, or shorten it to one part and send 2,000 of them today
Worth knowingDoes not stop it
- Stays in the SMS alphabet· “₺” is outside the GSM alphabet, so every part is 70 characters instead of 160
- Message length and what it costs· 165 units · 3 parts × 1,960 people = ₺2,117
Clear
- A way to stop hearing from us· The message says how to stop
- Nothing left unfilled· No variables in this one
- No health or diet claims
- Links are tagged and short· No link in this one
- Outside quiet hours· Scheduled for 10:30
Does not apply here
- Products exist in the record· This message does not name a product
- Prices match the record· No product named beside the figure
- Enough stock behind it· Nothing in this message to run out of
- Subject line survives a phone· An SMS has no subject
- Not written in capitals· Judged on the e-mail side
Nothing to approve yet
There is no approve button while a check is failing. Fix it in the box above and the button appears — the gate is running on what is in the editor, not on what was saved.
The winback that goes to people who stopped opening e-mail altogether. Written to the largest segment on the list, which is exactly the send an SMS account on a starter tier cannot take in one day — and nothing in the draft says so, so the gate has to.
Sample data. Nothing in the fixtures records whether a message may be sent — the checks under the editor decide it, over the text in the box and the list it is going to, on the server and on every keystroke here.